RE: Are jews going to hell now?
September 9, 2013 at 4:31 pm
(This post was last modified: September 9, 2013 at 4:33 pm by Drich.)
(September 9, 2013 at 2:46 pm)max-greece Wrote: 12000 of each of 12 tribes - 144,000 in total.
What I love is that these numbers come up all over the place. I had a chat years ago with some Jehovah's Witnesses who told me there were only 144,000 places in Heaven (not sure why - could be a parking problem).
Everyone else apparently gets 1,000 years of ecstasy (which is a lot of tablets - had anyone checked out the supply?)
Anyway - those JW's are going to be really pissed off to find out the Jews have been allocated all the seats. Oi Vey!
Well, Revelations clearly says 12,000 from each of the tribes of Israel. Unless a specific JW is actually an undercover Jew from a given tribe, then there will be no JWs among that 144,000.
Matter of fact I do not think an JWs EVER have to worry about the parking situation in Heaven.
(September 9, 2013 at 1:52 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: I fucking hate cults, and the drivel their brainwashed followers regurgitate.
Thanks, Drich, for the reminder.
How many captins are there? are you #2 or #3?
