Too on point to pass up.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28164%29
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28164%29
Quote:WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Secretary of State John Kerry said today that he was “shocked and flabbergasted” that the Russians heeded his suggestion about Syria’s chemical weapons, telling reporters, “After four decades in public life, this is the first time someone has taken me seriously.”