(September 17, 2013 at 4:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look on their face when they're getting nailed.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
(September 19, 2013 at 8:56 am)Ben Davis Wrote: What's the difference between a piece of toast and a dead baby?
You don't wank on to a piece of toast before you eat it.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
And the politically most incorrect joke I know:
What do you do when you drive past a Somalian in the street?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura