(October 1, 2013 at 4:31 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: And while this "perfect" god doesn't have a sense of humor, this "perfect" god seems to suffer from the useless human emotion of jealousy. Why is that, do you think? Why would a perfect God ever be jealous, unless he was totally made up by man?
You just don't understand! God is, well, perfect! That means that he can be anything he wants. Humorless? Sure. Jealous? You bet! Petty and vindictive? Yep! Unable to freely forgive without some bloody sham of a salvation plan? Check. Who are you to use the brain he gave you to actually think about things like this?
Now if you'll just shut off that God-given faculty of reason for a minute, you might finally see how it all really makes sense.
Now excuse me while I exercise my unicorn.