(October 8, 2013 at 7:07 pm)Zazzy Wrote: We had a version of this in high school we called "trash punch." Everybody brought a bottle of some form of alcohol (usually stolen from parents) and it was all dumped into a plastic trashcan and mixed with koolaid powder. Voila.
I don't remember if it was rancid or not because I don't remember anything after mixing it.
I really should consult with my attorney before posting this. Ah, fuck it, I'm sure he'd greenlight it.
On the other hand, if you want something that doesn't taste like pig vomit, try Jungle Juice.
Mix the fruit juice of your choice with sliced citrus fruit of your choice in a picnic cooler. Top up with 191 proof grain alcohol (e.g. Everclear). Collect everyone's car keys and good sense and lose them, permanently if possible.
Serve over ice.
Slightly less insane is the 'Yucca' (this is the camping version of a Kamikaze).
In a gallon 'Sun Tea' jar, add 3 cups of sugar, and several sliced lemons (or limes). Fill with enough ice cubes to leave room for 1/2 gallon of vodka to top it up. What are you waiting for? Top it up! Seal jar, wrap in a towel, and shake for half an hour (pass it around a circle of friends). Don't even think of peeking or tasting before the half hour is up. Yucca is all about sore arms and hangovers.
Pass the jar around the circle, drinking directly from the spout. Warning: this stuff is far more intoxicating that it tastes.
My attorney is making me say that you shouldn't actually try to make these concoctions - but he's just a wuss.
