You are ruining the image of Atheists!

[Esquilax]

1) The number of sweets is odd
2) The number of sweets is even

1) A higher power beyond the natural world exists, there is immortality and a greater purpose to life
2) We are replicating meat machines organic byproducts of a coincidence

Don't worry about "which religion true" choose one of those options. One or the flaming other make up your mind. Agnosticism isn't for a real man grow some balls.

No.

Why? Because there's more than those two options, and you fucking know it.

And you seem to finally have grasped the salient point of the candy analogy, which was that not selecting one option does not automatically mean you've selected the exact opposite.

I'm sorry that, in the process, you've revealed that you find an answer of "I don't know," even if it's honest, to be a sign of weakness. It's a pity that you're so enormously intellectually dishonest, that you'll desperately scrabble for any answer, regardless of whether it's right, just to "be a man."

I can see why the thoughtless panacea of religion would appeal to one such as you, at least. You care more about having an answer than whether it's correct or not.