Literalists have an unresolvable problem with translation. If there are differences in meaning between two translations of scripture (and there clearly are), then the Bible cannot be the word of God, who couldn't conceivably allow his Handbook For Humanity to be altered in any way.
' "Oh dear,' says God, "I hadn't thought of that" and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.' - Dougie Adams.
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' "Oh dear,' says God, "I hadn't thought of that" and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.' - Dougie Adams.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
