Fundies say the darndest things AF Edition

[Mystical]

I... see these all the time. Things that deserve recognition and applause for their ability to make me speechless in a weird way. So I'm starting this. Its on. Any member who comes across funny things said by fundies elsewhere than AF: post your finds here please. I know I'll appreciate it, anyways

Today at Mass I received the Precious Blood. It was in a different, lighter weight chalice than they usually use, and I drank two quickly and dribbled some of the Precious Blood on my chin. Horrified, I went back to my seat and told my husband that I had dribbled some on my chin. He said to take my fingers and wipe my chin and put the Precious Blood in my mouth. So I did. My face still felt sticky, but my husband couldn't see anything there. I couldn't see anything on my fingers, and it didn't appear that I had dribbled anything on my clothing. I worried that I might have gotten some in my hair, but I ran my fingers through it and didn't feel anything. After Mass, I was worried about washing my hands in the bathroom sink, so I used hand sanitizer. Eventually the stickiness on my face seemed to evaporate. I know that I didn't purposely commit sacrilige, but I still wonder if I handled this situation correctly. I am thinking that drinking the Precious Blood may not be worth the risk of spilling.

*facepalmage