Christianity's rise also more or less ended any chance Epicureanism might have had, and it already was rejected by many Romans. The idea that consciousness ends with death, the rejection of interventionist gods and the atomist hypothesis just wouldn't be made to fit with the religion (although Pierre Gassendi later tried to).
"The reason things will never get better is because people keep electing these rich cocksuckers who don't give a shit about you."
-George Carlin
-George Carlin