I'm getting confirmed Catholic...

[The Reality Salesman01]

Ha ha ha! You sound like me at 16! No worries little dude. Your family are full blown fundies. You're not gonna be able to convince them. Honestly, you're not ready to tell them. You need to get some practice at constructing logical arguments against the ridiculous ones they're going to present to you. Just hang around here, read some posts, and before you know it, you'll be prepared for just about anything your parents could throw at you. Additionally, you'll know and be able to recognize the types of things that they would listen to, and even more importantly, the things they'll ignore. This game is chess, not checkers. There's no easy "king me", you gotta learn how to earn a "checkmate".