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Why does heaven hate ham?
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RE: Why does heaven hate ham?
I'd much rather eat ham than turkey on Thanksgiving. Ham tastes so much better and isn't as dry as turkey.

I'm sure when the bible was being written they didn't know about trichinosis and other diseases, so they probably thought when they got sick from eating ham or pork it was God's way of punishing them. Or, they considered pigs "unclean" because they wallow around in mud and generally don't smell good. But with our modern understanding of cooking methods to kill bacteria and parasites, there's no reason to eat meat from pigs.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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Why does heaven hate ham? - by WesOlsen - November 27, 2013 at 10:58 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 11:10 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Zazzy - November 27, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 27, 2013 at 2:42 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 4:04 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Tonus - November 27, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by zebo-the-fat - November 27, 2013 at 5:31 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Jacob(smooth) - November 27, 2013 at 6:46 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 6:25 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Darkstar - November 27, 2013 at 6:55 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Tonus - December 4, 2013 at 10:57 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by freedomfromforum - November 27, 2013 at 6:58 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by PracticalPackers113 - November 30, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by WesOlsen - December 1, 2013 at 5:02 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by kılıç_mehmet - December 1, 2013 at 10:54 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - December 1, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by KichigaiNeko - December 4, 2013 at 10:59 am

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