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Why does heaven hate ham?

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Why does heaven hate ham?
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RE: Why does heaven hate ham?
November 27, 2013 at 4:08 pm
Besides, if anyone had eaten pork and died, it would naturally be assumed that he died from pure ecstasy because he WAS EATING PORK. No way they'd ban it. Heaven does not hate pork. BACON IS HEAVEN.
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Why does heaven hate ham?

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Why does heaven hate ham? - by WesOlsen - November 27, 2013 at 10:58 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 11:10 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Zazzy - November 27, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 27, 2013 at 2:42 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 4:04 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Tonus - November 27, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by zebo-the-fat - November 27, 2013 at 5:31 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Jacob(smooth) - November 27, 2013 at 6:46 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 6:25 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Darkstar - November 27, 2013 at 6:55 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Tonus - December 4, 2013 at 10:57 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by freedomfromforum - November 27, 2013 at 6:58 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by PracticalPackers113 - November 30, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by WesOlsen - December 1, 2013 at 5:02 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by kılıç_mehmet - December 1, 2013 at 10:54 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - December 1, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by KichigaiNeko - December 4, 2013 at 10:59 am

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