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Why does heaven hate ham?

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Why does heaven hate ham?
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RE: Why does heaven hate ham?
November 30, 2013 at 10:50 pm
While eating a ham sandwich I once heard a Muslim apologist say that Allah created pigs without an evident neck was so that people would naturally know not to slaughter them for food (since in halal slaughter the throat is slit).
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Why does heaven hate ham?

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Why does heaven hate ham? - by WesOlsen - November 27, 2013 at 10:58 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 11:10 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Zazzy - November 27, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 27, 2013 at 2:42 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 4:04 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Tonus - November 27, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by zebo-the-fat - November 27, 2013 at 5:31 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Jacob(smooth) - November 27, 2013 at 6:46 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 6:25 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Darkstar - November 27, 2013 at 6:55 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Tonus - December 4, 2013 at 10:57 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by freedomfromforum - November 27, 2013 at 6:58 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by PracticalPackers113 - November 30, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by WesOlsen - December 1, 2013 at 5:02 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by kılıç_mehmet - December 1, 2013 at 10:54 am
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by Minimalist - December 1, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Why does heaven hate ham? - by KichigaiNeko - December 4, 2013 at 10:59 am

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