Atheists at Christmas

[Cinjin]

What is there to like about Christmas???


My parents are religious fucktards.
Everyone in the US goes shopping for a month straight. It's a greed fueled embarrassment.
Everyone tends to be in a hurry and out of sorts. Most are downright rude.
The season is full of con artists and scams.
Selfish assholes are suddenly "full of charity" for exactly one month and then return to being sacks of repulsive shit when Dec 26th roles around.
The christards are always bitching about "christ being taken out of christmas" and attempting to ruin everyone else's in the process.
Suicide is at it's highest.
Politeness is at it's lowest.
Everyone is milking you for cash at every turn. Your kids school, your work, your friends - there's always some fucking event to do.
It's cold and snowy here in Michigan and car accidents are always up because so man idiots take the roads.
Christmas carols are played NON FUCKING STOP in this country for five GOD DAMN WEEKS STRAIGHT!! It could drive a person insane.

...oh and Jesus took over a perfectly good pagan holiday.

Fuck Christmas and fuck anybody who thinks that pretty little lights on a tree are a good reason to like a shitty fucking holiday.