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My Mom's Fundie Friends

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My Mom's Fundie Friends
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RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends
December 24, 2013 at 1:35 pm
Yup, chicks dig it when you get all Biblical on them.

Oh baby, I want to Know you! You know, (wink), Know!

Hey now biatch! It says right here somewheres you MUST be gettin' busy with JHC whenever I says it! It's in the BIBLE!

Unfortunately, both me and my GF are atheists so such a reference would produce nothing but eye-rolling, shoulder hitting and possibly nut kicking. Damn! Us atheists have to use the old, tried and true methods to get chicks all horny: gifts, compliments, alcohol and lies. Oh and housework. Nothing gets a woman interested in "knowing" than a good vacuum cleaning done by her man. Nothing.
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My Mom's Fundie Friends

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My Mom's Fundie Friends - by EgoRaptor - December 23, 2013 at 4:40 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by pocaracas - December 23, 2013 at 4:43 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by TaraJo - December 24, 2013 at 2:45 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Crossless1 - December 23, 2013 at 4:57 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by EgoRaptor - December 23, 2013 at 5:01 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Jackalope - December 23, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Minimalist - December 23, 2013 at 5:58 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by EgoRaptor - December 23, 2013 at 6:04 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Minimalist - December 23, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Clueless Morgan - December 23, 2013 at 6:10 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Doubting Thomas - December 24, 2013 at 1:27 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Captain Colostomy - December 23, 2013 at 8:31 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by mostlysilent - December 23, 2013 at 10:33 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Minimalist - December 23, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Fruity - December 24, 2013 at 2:04 am
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by JesusHChrist - December 24, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by Jacob(smooth) - December 24, 2013 at 2:34 pm
RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends - by JesusHChrist - December 24, 2013 at 3:17 pm

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