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Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist? This poll is closed.
Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!	7.79%	6	7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.	15.58%	12	15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!	66.23%	51	66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..	0%	0	0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.	0%	0	0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!	2.60%	2	2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.	7.79%	6	7.79%
Total		77 vote(s)	100%

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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?

January 9, 2014 at 1:28 pm

(January 9, 2014 at 1:05 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Reality explains simply that both good shit and bad shit happen. Postulate some sort of master magical puppeteer who did not have to set things up this way, but still did, can only be considered inept or malicious.

If omniscient, then definitely malicious.

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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 11:20 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Kayenneh - January 9, 2014 at 11:21 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 11:31 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Kayenneh - January 9, 2014 at 11:32 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by houseofcantor - January 9, 2014 at 11:33 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 11:36 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by houseofcantor - January 9, 2014 at 11:45 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 5:19 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Napoléon - January 9, 2014 at 12:30 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Kayenneh - January 9, 2014 at 12:37 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Fruity - January 9, 2014 at 12:42 pm

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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by EgoRaptor - January 9, 2014 at 5:21 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 5:22 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Napoléon - January 9, 2014 at 5:51 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Marsellus Wallace - June 16, 2014 at 11:31 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by ShaMan - January 9, 2014 at 12:57 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Brian37 - January 9, 2014 at 1:05 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Bad Writer - January 9, 2014 at 1:28 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Kayenneh - January 9, 2014 at 5:22 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Jackalope - January 9, 2014 at 7:33 pm

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