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Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist? This poll is closed.
Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!	7.79%	6	7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.	15.58%	12	15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!	66.23%	51	66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..	0%	0	0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.	0%	0	0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!	2.60%	2	2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.	7.79%	6	7.79%
Total		77 vote(s)	100%

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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?

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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?

January 9, 2014 at 5:19 pm

(January 9, 2014 at 11:45 am)houseofcantor Wrote: Well, it is less ridiculous. I'm still wondering what this "worship" thing is.

I wonder that too. I don't think it is an activity I engage in or know from experience. I adore my pets, family and some of my friends. But I don't worship them .. well, okay, maybe my old dog Fletcher .. a little .. but, naw, he was really just a drinking buddy in dog form.

With no experience bestowing worship I'm really at a loss to judge when I might want to start worshiping something. If all I wanted to do was avoid its wrath, I might consider how to appease it. But I'm not tossing any salad here, nor sacrificing any goats or .. well .. just what does worship consist of exactly?

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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 11:20 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Kayenneh - January 9, 2014 at 11:21 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 11:31 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Kayenneh - January 9, 2014 at 11:32 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by houseofcantor - January 9, 2014 at 11:33 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 11:36 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by houseofcantor - January 9, 2014 at 11:45 am

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 5:19 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Napoléon - January 9, 2014 at 12:30 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Kayenneh - January 9, 2014 at 12:37 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Fruity - January 9, 2014 at 12:42 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Clueless Morgan - January 9, 2014 at 12:57 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Fruity - January 9, 2014 at 1:19 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by EgoRaptor - January 9, 2014 at 5:21 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 9, 2014 at 5:22 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Napoléon - January 9, 2014 at 5:51 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Marsellus Wallace - June 16, 2014 at 11:31 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by ShaMan - January 9, 2014 at 12:57 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Brian37 - January 9, 2014 at 1:05 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Bad Writer - January 9, 2014 at 1:28 pm

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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Jackalope - January 9, 2014 at 7:33 pm

RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Fruity - January 9, 2014 at 5:42 pm

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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Whateverist - January 10, 2014 at 2:57 am

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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Mister Agenda - January 8, 2015 at 5:39 pm

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