RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 5:22 pm
(This post was last modified: January 9, 2014 at 5:28 pm by Whateverist.)
(January 9, 2014 at 1:19 pm)Ivy Wrote:(January 9, 2014 at 12:57 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: You'd not do it, and rather be tortured? For real? Son of a bitch might not deserve my worshipin', but I certainly don't want to be tortured. Sounds cowardly, but meh. I'm not afraid to admit that if this were to actually happen, I'd be scared for my eternal life!
*runs around naked, arms in air, screamin' "I'm scurred!"
...but! So far, I'm pretty sure there is no god. Sooooooooo... fuck it.
What about that demon under your bed? Or the boogy in the closet? Next thing you know the elves at the bottom of the garden will be shaking us down for spare worship.
(January 9, 2014 at 5:21 pm)MarxRaptor Wrote: How do you know you'd be tortured? How do you know Satan isn't actually a nice guy? The only evidence of that is the bible, which is supposedly written by god & god could be lying.
For that matter, if god's henchman Satan did torture you, how do you know you wouldn't like it? Maybe he is really good at laying that lash down in just the right spot. It might hurt so good you start worshiping Satan (what ever that means).
(January 9, 2014 at 5:22 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: [quote='whateverist' pid='579627' dateline='1389302388']
well .. just what does worship consist of exactly?
Getting naked and dancing under the full moon?
I'm down. Lets worship all night then.
That was weird, I commented after K but it posted before. Is this an omen? Oh dear God, you knew we were only kidding, right?
