Why would someone convert to Catholicism?

[Mr Greene]

Fechin' misogynist... We have a Queen, though perhaps you aren't familiar with what a female looks like?
I would concede that the protestant claims are absurd though that still leaves the Orthodox church as a front runner.
The claim that the church brought us out of the Dark Ages is somewhat... interesting, given it was the church that plunged us into the Dark Ages...
However the Orthodox Church still leaves something to be desired in terms of ethics.
Take the financial problems of Greece, the country to intents and purposes collapsed, democratic government was replaced by appointees, rioting has been widespread, people are committing suicide in significant numbers. Meanwhile in the Greek Orthodox Churches;