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[WesOlsen]

Actually I wasn't looking to turn this into a theological debate. I was just making a joke and sharing an experience. That said if you wish for me to go line by line and tear down your arguement, know that I would be happy to do So. What say you?

Oh golly please do. I'm sure you'll have something totally original to say, something that doesn't hark back to banal biblical quotes and arguments from personal experience (with an unseen and unmeasurable direct line of causation leading from god directly to your boring sphere of shittery). Or maybe, if you're feeling super swell and we're all really really lucky, you'll patronise us with self-rightous condemnation derived from your unrivalled source of contradictory moral bollocks. I'm yet to see you actually promote any notion of 'love' or 'kindness' that most of your less mentally derranged christian peers try to emit, and am highly anticipating a barrage of negativity again, perhaps including some as of yet undiscussed infectious diseases...........maybe like Hives or Cock rot?

Who do I have to fear with God backing me?

Again, either you're implying that you're afforded a special degree of personal protection or that something makes your humdrum life more special than others. And again, no need to remind you that there appears to be no detectable correlation between smug religious confidence in superhuman protection and vulnerability to any number of life events, whether they be car accidents, cancer or crabs (and that's just the letter c). If this continues to be the calibre of your retorts then I very much look forward to your 'tearing' of arguments, soon we'll have enough keyboard warrior diarrhoea to rebut everything you say using only your own past quotations.