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Does Satan work for God?

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Does Satan work for God?
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm
(January 22, 2014 at 7:30 am)max-greece Wrote: There is something that doesn't make any sense to me that I'd like input on:

If you don't worship God/Jesus you go to hell.

Satan punishes those in hell (because they didn't worship God/Jesus).

Why? Surely Satan will be waiting for you to give you a pat on the back for rejecting God as he did? What is Satan punishing you for exactly? Does Satan want you to worship God afterall?

Makes no sense to me. You?

Looks like another job for Mitch Benn's Patented Four Word Solution To All Biblical Contradictions And Inconsistencies!

Altogether now...

IT'S ALL MADE UP.

As you were.
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Does Satan work for God? - by max-greece - January 22, 2014 at 7:30 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by houseofcantor - January 22, 2014 at 7:37 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by ThePinsir - January 22, 2014 at 7:39 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by max-greece - January 22, 2014 at 9:02 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 22, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 23, 2014 at 8:29 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by ThePinsir - January 22, 2014 at 9:36 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by themonkeyman - January 23, 2014 at 8:25 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Alex K - January 22, 2014 at 8:12 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 22, 2014 at 8:54 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Marvin - January 22, 2014 at 9:14 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - January 22, 2014 at 10:06 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by ThePinsir - January 22, 2014 at 10:18 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - January 22, 2014 at 10:46 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by ThePinsir - January 22, 2014 at 11:01 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by max-greece - January 22, 2014 at 10:58 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 22, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - January 22, 2014 at 12:24 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Darkstar - January 22, 2014 at 12:21 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by BrokenQuill92 - January 22, 2014 at 12:33 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 22, 2014 at 12:59 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by max-greece - January 22, 2014 at 12:55 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Godschild - January 23, 2014 at 7:07 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Gawdzilla - January 22, 2014 at 2:30 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by themonkeyman - January 23, 2014 at 8:44 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 11:32 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by WesOlsen - January 22, 2014 at 3:24 pm
Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 23, 2014 at 10:37 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Godschild - January 24, 2014 at 9:27 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Alex K - January 24, 2014 at 9:47 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Godschild - January 25, 2014 at 7:34 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - January 23, 2014 at 11:43 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 24, 2014 at 12:07 am
Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 24, 2014 at 8:32 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 24, 2014 at 10:20 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by LostLocke - January 24, 2014 at 9:34 am
Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 24, 2014 at 2:32 pm
Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 25, 2014 at 12:27 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 25, 2014 at 9:21 am
Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 25, 2014 at 10:36 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 25, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Ryantology - January 25, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Cinjin - January 25, 2014 at 11:23 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 25, 2014 at 1:04 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Ryantology - January 25, 2014 at 8:25 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Zen Badger - January 25, 2014 at 8:33 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Ryantology - January 25, 2014 at 8:36 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 25, 2014 at 9:48 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Zen Badger - January 25, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Godschild - January 27, 2014 at 2:11 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by houseofcantor - January 27, 2014 at 2:22 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Zen Badger - February 7, 2014 at 8:18 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - February 7, 2014 at 8:37 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by EvolutionKills - February 11, 2014 at 2:34 am
Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 27, 2014 at 5:48 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by MitchBenn - January 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Sword of Christ - February 7, 2014 at 9:01 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Crossless1 - February 7, 2014 at 9:06 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - February 7, 2014 at 9:07 am
RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Sword of Christ - February 7, 2014 at 9:43 am

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