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Does Satan work for God?

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Does Satan work for God?
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Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 7:30 am
There is something that doesn't make any sense to me that I'd like input on:

If you don't worship God/Jesus you go to hell.

Satan punishes those in hell (because they didn't worship God/Jesus).

Why? Surely Satan will be waiting for you to give you a pat on the back for rejecting God as he did? What is Satan punishing you for exactly? Does Satan want you to worship God afterall?

Makes no sense to me. You?
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 7:37 am
Is there something about Christianity that does make sense? Angel
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 7:39 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2014 at 7:39 am by ThePinsir.)
I'm not so sure Satan's actually doing the torturing. He's actually being burned, too. And weeping and gnashing his teeth.

...or something like that...
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 8:12 am
Satan is just God's alter ego
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 8:54 am
This is what happens when you get your information about Christian theology from Looney Tunes.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 9:02 am
(January 22, 2014 at 7:39 am)ThePinsir Wrote: I'm not so sure Satan's actually doing the torturing. He's actually being burned, too. And weeping and gnashing his teeth.

...or something like that...

First time I ever heard that version. Where did you get it from?

Also - who's doing the torturing?
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 9:09 am
(January 22, 2014 at 9:02 am)max-greece Wrote:
(January 22, 2014 at 7:39 am)ThePinsir Wrote: I'm not so sure Satan's actually doing the torturing. He's actually being burned, too. And weeping and gnashing his teeth.

...or something like that...

First time I ever heard that version. Where did you get it from?

Also - who's doing the torturing?

No one. It's the place itself that's doing the torturing.
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 9:14 am
I don't think uncle Luci works for anyone.
Send him someone bad and he'll eat their liver.
He usually always shares the other bits freely.
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 9:36 am
(January 22, 2014 at 9:02 am)max-greece Wrote:
(January 22, 2014 at 7:39 am)ThePinsir Wrote: I'm not so sure Satan's actually doing the torturing. He's actually being burned, too. And weeping and gnashing his teeth.

...or something like that...

First time I ever heard that version. Where did you get it from?

Also - who's doing the torturing?

Revelation 20:10

"And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

I don't suppose there's any "torture" besides just burning.
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RE: Does Satan work for God?
January 22, 2014 at 10:06 am
Judaism= Satan is gods helper. Christianity= Lucifer is a fallen angel.
Judaism= no hell. Christianity= hell.
Judaism= original. Christianity= not original.
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