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Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
(March 10, 2010 at 9:17 am)Ace Wrote: Here's a little question for Christians.
Let's say you and your wife live happily with children and all that boring crap. Now your wife dies in an unfortunate accident. So months later you move on and go meet someone else. You marry and continue on. Now when you and your new wife finaly die, you rejoin with your old wife as well as your new. Now which one will you spend eternity with? Two wives in heaven with you. What happens here?
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According to my wife (I quote her as she came out with it to me first) you're not married in heaven.
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Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 13, 2010 at 4:13 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Xyster - February 15, 2010 at 12:59 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 15, 2010 at 1:05 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 15, 2010 at 3:52 am
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 15, 2010 at 8:30 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Violet - February 15, 2010 at 10:38 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Xyster - February 15, 2010 at 11:09 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by leo-rcc - February 15, 2010 at 3:21 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 15, 2010 at 4:58 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 15, 2010 at 5:03 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by LEDO - February 15, 2010 at 9:34 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 15, 2010 at 9:36 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 15, 2010 at 10:11 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 15, 2010 at 10:36 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 15, 2010 at 10:59 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 15, 2010 at 10:53 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 15, 2010 at 10:59 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 15, 2010 at 11:10 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 16, 2010 at 5:06 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by padraic - February 16, 2010 at 6:38 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 15, 2010 at 11:19 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 16, 2010 at 12:40 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Xyster - February 16, 2010 at 1:34 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by LEDO - February 20, 2010 at 9:23 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 16, 2010 at 2:01 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 16, 2010 at 3:58 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 16, 2010 at 4:00 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 16, 2010 at 5:24 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 16, 2010 at 6:00 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 16, 2010 at 6:43 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by padraic - February 16, 2010 at 6:53 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 16, 2010 at 8:19 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by padraic - February 17, 2010 at 12:11 am
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 17, 2010 at 3:24 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 17, 2010 at 4:47 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 17, 2010 at 1:42 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 17, 2010 at 2:02 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 17, 2010 at 4:55 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 18, 2010 at 3:10 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 17, 2010 at 6:01 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 17, 2010 at 6:41 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by padraic - February 17, 2010 at 8:51 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 17, 2010 at 8:39 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 17, 2010 at 8:41 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 17, 2010 at 8:42 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 17, 2010 at 8:50 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 17, 2010 at 9:33 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by tavarish - February 17, 2010 at 10:02 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 19, 2010 at 6:19 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 20, 2010 at 9:32 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by padraic - February 18, 2010 at 3:27 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 18, 2010 at 4:05 am
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 19, 2010 at 6:59 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 19, 2010 at 8:09 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 19, 2010 at 9:30 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 19, 2010 at 11:40 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 20, 2010 at 12:01 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 20, 2010 at 12:01 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by LEDO - February 20, 2010 at 9:48 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by LEDO - February 20, 2010 at 7:42 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 20, 2010 at 2:58 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 20, 2010 at 6:01 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 21, 2010 at 2:50 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by padraic - February 21, 2010 at 4:23 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 21, 2010 at 3:04 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 21, 2010 at 4:41 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Alex - February 21, 2010 at 6:36 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 21, 2010 at 7:08 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Alex - February 21, 2010 at 7:36 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 21, 2010 at 8:15 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Alex - February 21, 2010 at 8:31 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 21, 2010 at 8:04 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 21, 2010 at 9:36 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by theVOID - February 21, 2010 at 9:49 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by leo-rcc - February 22, 2010 at 5:08 am
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 21, 2010 at 10:26 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by theVOID - February 22, 2010 at 12:45 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Alex - February 22, 2010 at 5:56 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Puck - February 22, 2010 at 12:23 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 22, 2010 at 4:32 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Puck - February 22, 2010 at 5:52 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Alex - February 22, 2010 at 6:31 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Alex - February 22, 2010 at 6:47 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 22, 2010 at 9:32 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Puck - February 22, 2010 at 9:52 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 22, 2010 at 10:12 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 23, 2010 at 4:31 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Alex - February 23, 2010 at 6:24 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 23, 2010 at 7:56 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 23, 2010 at 7:59 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 23, 2010 at 4:44 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 23, 2010 at 4:44 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 23, 2010 at 4:59 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Thomas - February 23, 2010 at 5:20 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Thomas - February 24, 2010 at 10:33 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by leo-rcc - February 24, 2010 at 10:40 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 12:41 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 25, 2010 at 2:00 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 26, 2010 at 3:26 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 26, 2010 at 7:31 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 26, 2010 at 7:33 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 23, 2010 at 8:15 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by fr0d0 - February 23, 2010 at 8:16 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by padraic - February 24, 2010 at 1:17 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 24, 2010 at 3:50 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Alex - February 24, 2010 at 6:08 pm
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by leo-rcc - February 25, 2010 at 3:53 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Alex - February 24, 2010 at 8:12 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Samson - February 25, 2010 at 3:00 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 26, 2010 at 7:47 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Shell B - February 26, 2010 at 7:50 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Dotard - February 27, 2010 at 12:36 pm
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by Watson - February 28, 2010 at 1:28 am
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer - by tavarish - February 28, 2010 at 11:18 am
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