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RE: Answered prayer

January 30, 2014 at 4:41 pm (This post was last modified: January 30, 2014 at 4:44 pm by Cyberman.)

(January 30, 2014 at 1:54 am)Drich Wrote: My turn, my turn..

Stop me if you heard this one.

An atheist, a douche bag and a 'morally spiritual' man walk in to a bar....

Then he orders a drink.

Here's one for you. I know you've heard this before but that won't stop me.

Drich, Jesus and the Holy Ghost walks into a bar. The barmaid looks at Drich and says "On your own again tonight, then?"

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Answered prayer - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 3:06 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Michelle_Patton - January 23, 2014 at 3:28 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Alex K - January 23, 2014 at 3:37 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Sejanus - January 23, 2014 at 4:11 am

RE: Answered prayer - by KichigaiNeko - January 23, 2014 at 4:15 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Rayaan - January 23, 2014 at 5:18 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Ryantology - January 23, 2014 at 5:19 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Zen Badger - January 23, 2014 at 5:34 am

RE: Answered prayer - by pocaracas - January 23, 2014 at 5:49 am

RE: Answered prayer - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 23, 2014 at 6:04 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 10:17 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Zen Badger - January 23, 2014 at 12:12 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Jackalope - January 23, 2014 at 12:43 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Lemonvariable72 - January 23, 2014 at 10:26 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Alex K - January 23, 2014 at 6:36 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Kayenneh - January 23, 2014 at 7:43 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Ryantology - January 23, 2014 at 8:56 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 9:20 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Crossless1 - January 23, 2014 at 9:48 am

RE: Answered prayer - by KichigaiNeko - January 23, 2014 at 10:27 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 10:33 am

RE: Answered prayer - by No_God - January 23, 2014 at 10:41 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 10:45 am

RE: Answered prayer - by pocaracas - January 23, 2014 at 11:08 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 11:26 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Mister Agenda - January 23, 2014 at 11:57 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Minimalist - January 23, 2014 at 12:14 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Angrboda - January 23, 2014 at 12:58 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 1:35 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by WesOlsen - January 23, 2014 at 3:38 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 5:02 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by The Reality Salesman - January 23, 2014 at 5:41 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by truthBtold - January 23, 2014 at 6:17 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by The Reality Salesman - January 23, 2014 at 6:38 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by WesOlsen - January 24, 2014 at 3:19 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by The Reality Salesman - January 24, 2014 at 3:35 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by WesOlsen - January 25, 2014 at 9:15 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 25, 2014 at 11:52 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Cinjin - January 25, 2014 at 11:59 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 25, 2014 at 1:01 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Mystical - January 25, 2014 at 5:08 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by downbeatplumb - January 25, 2014 at 9:41 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Cyberman - January 25, 2014 at 10:56 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Cinjin - January 25, 2014 at 11:18 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Mystical - January 25, 2014 at 11:44 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Bad Writer - January 25, 2014 at 12:15 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 26, 2014 at 1:54 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Lemonvariable72 - January 26, 2014 at 3:59 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 26, 2014 at 4:52 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Lemonvariable72 - January 27, 2014 at 12:50 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by WesOlsen - January 25, 2014 at 1:31 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by LastPoet - January 25, 2014 at 3:49 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Ryantology - January 26, 2014 at 2:02 am

RE: Answered prayer - by WesOlsen - January 26, 2014 at 4:54 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 26, 2014 at 4:56 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Tonus - January 27, 2014 at 7:06 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 27, 2014 at 12:32 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by pocaracas - January 27, 2014 at 12:43 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Cyberman - January 28, 2014 at 11:03 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by MitchBenn - January 27, 2014 at 12:43 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 27, 2014 at 1:13 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 27, 2014 at 4:59 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by LastPoet - January 27, 2014 at 5:21 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 27, 2014 at 8:03 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Mystical - January 28, 2014 at 10:17 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 28, 2014 at 6:07 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Mystical - January 28, 2014 at 8:39 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by The Valkyrie - January 28, 2014 at 8:42 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Ryantology - January 28, 2014 at 8:57 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 28, 2014 at 11:14 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Ryantology - January 29, 2014 at 3:55 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Chas - January 29, 2014 at 12:07 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 29, 2014 at 9:09 am

RE: Answered prayer - by max-greece - January 29, 2014 at 4:19 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Ryantology - January 30, 2014 at 1:29 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 30, 2014 at 1:54 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Angrboda - January 30, 2014 at 3:32 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 30, 2014 at 3:33 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Cyberman - January 30, 2014 at 4:41 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Ryantology - January 30, 2014 at 4:02 am

RE: Answered prayer - by yoshirama - January 30, 2014 at 4:26 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Tonus - January 30, 2014 at 7:30 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 30, 2014 at 4:43 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Angrboda - January 30, 2014 at 3:27 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by ShaMan - January 30, 2014 at 3:48 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - January 30, 2014 at 4:39 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by ShaMan - January 31, 2014 at 7:57 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - February 1, 2014 at 12:58 am

RE: Answered prayer - by ShaMan - February 20, 2014 at 3:36 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - February 20, 2014 at 4:46 pm

RE: Answered prayer - by Ryantology - February 1, 2014 at 2:39 am

RE: Answered prayer - by Drich - February 1, 2014 at 12:19 pm

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