A little Catholic boy and a little Protestant girl meet up on the beach in Northern Ireland. They become play mates, and (as generally happens in jokes like this) the little boy makes the obligatory I'll-show-you-mine-if-you-show-me-yours offer.
The little girl agrees, and in under a minute, they're both as naked as the day they were born. The little boy has a good, long look and says, 'I'll be damned. Mum was right - there IS a world of difference between a Catholic and a Protestant!!'
Boru
The little girl agrees, and in under a minute, they're both as naked as the day they were born. The little boy has a good, long look and says, 'I'll be damned. Mum was right - there IS a world of difference between a Catholic and a Protestant!!'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax