Joke

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

A teacher says to her young class, "Today, class, we're going to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Who wants to go first?"

Little Susie puts her hand up and says, "My dad got the 'flu and he wasn't allowed to go to work because it's very contagious."

"Very good, Susie. Who wants to go next?"

Kelly in the third row puts her hand up and says, "I was watching a TV show about the Ebola virus and they said it's very contagious."

"Very good Kelly."

Then little Johhny in the back row sticks up his hand and says, "The other night my Dad and I went for a walk and we saw a little old many painting a big house with a small paintbrush."

"And?" asked the teacher.

"And my Dad nudged me and said, 'That'll take the old contagious!'"

Ha!

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The woman taken in adultery is brought before Jesus. The crowd demands that he pass judgment.

Calmly, Jesus surveys the crowd and declares, 'Who among you that is without sin, let them cast the first stone.'

Looking properly abashed, the crowd begins to break up and walk away when, seemingly out of nowhere, a rock clonks the adulteress on the bean, killing her stone dead.

Jesus sighs and says, 'Mum, you are REALLY starting to piss me off.'

Boru