I was 19 and had just escaped the bible institute. It was the first time I ever had an alcoholic beverage. I was DRUNK. I wanted to smoke and I kept asking for my friends to give my one. They finally did, but didn't lite it. I began to "smoke" the dead cigarette and coughed a lot, because I was new to smoking, and people cough the first time, you see. 
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
