There was one time me and a buddy were in Malta. And we were DRUNK, with a capital D. So anyway, we're at this seedy bar in a basement like area and we're the only non locals in the entire joint. We didn't even know what language anyone was talking. And this drunk midget girl was dancing on all the tables.
So there we were when all of a sudden...
...wait a minute. What did happen?
Oh yeah...
This is a really embarrassing story. Never mind.
So there we were when all of a sudden...
...wait a minute. What did happen?
Oh yeah...
This is a really embarrassing story. Never mind.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.