RE: Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
February 13, 2014 at 8:42 pm
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2014 at 8:43 pm by Fruity.)
I’m a rap novata
Means rap rookie could be groupie.
I’m a chica, Mexico Americana
Got bill fevah, I’d do Maher to Nirvana.
I’m a mother
Got my boys to keep me loony
It’s alright though, trade my life for not another
Ivy got this, it’s all good and kinda groovy.
Got no money
Something wrong, why you no hire me?
Bitches hatin’, if you got me you’d get honeys
I’m not playin’, you miss out on all the booties.
I’m atea
Left the church and all its misery.
Got no jesus, la religion solo marea,
Broken to pieces, got myself a brand new identity.
I’m so lonely.
It’s ok though, I’m a forum junkie.
I know it’s crazy, nerdy, dorky, and obsessive,
Hope Bill Maher finds this all gawd dammed impressive.
Means rap rookie could be groupie.
I’m a chica, Mexico Americana
Got bill fevah, I’d do Maher to Nirvana.
I’m a mother
Got my boys to keep me loony
It’s alright though, trade my life for not another
Ivy got this, it’s all good and kinda groovy.
Got no money
Something wrong, why you no hire me?
Bitches hatin’, if you got me you’d get honeys
I’m not playin’, you miss out on all the booties.
I’m atea
Left the church and all its misery.
Got no jesus, la religion solo marea,
Broken to pieces, got myself a brand new identity.
I’m so lonely.
It’s ok though, I’m a forum junkie.
I know it’s crazy, nerdy, dorky, and obsessive,
Hope Bill Maher finds this all gawd dammed impressive.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
