(February 19, 2014 at 7:41 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote: If you are female insert a vibrating egg with a remote control. Then turn it up while in Church. Make sure everyone can hear when you orgasm.
Then claim afterwards that you were possessed by the spirit of Jesus.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.