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"I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"

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"I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"
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RE: "I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"
February 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm by Mudhammam.)
(February 26, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Dark Fatal Knight Wrote: God told this man to open up a pot shop.

The guy's like Santa, only for the pot though.

Thoughts?

Must be some pretty dank shit.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: "I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'" - by Mudhammam - February 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm

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