Assuming this isn't a Poe (I'm on the fence at this point), I can only assume this is some kind of fucked up homeschool assignment with two proud parents urging the poor bastard on: Show those atheists what's what!
If I had ever come close to fucking up my kids like this, I would hope that someone would have shot me in the face. Twice.
If I had ever come close to fucking up my kids like this, I would hope that someone would have shot me in the face. Twice.