How do you get a girlfriend?

[Mister Agenda]

We are just like fish. Throw some really good bait on a hook, and throw your line in the water.

Ok, serious answer:

Be yourself, and don't play games. Treat women as you wish to be treated, and not like we are all alike. I tend to be friends with guys, build trust, and then it turns to something else if chemistry is there. Everyone's mileage varies.

I'm boring though. Seems like no girls like what I do (baseball, football, video games (mostly retro).

Around about your late twenties, you'll find many women start taking an interest in those things...to get guys.

Your dilemma suggests a tactic, though. You only need one interest that many women are interested in to meet plenty. If you weren't a fundamentalist Christian I would recommend yoga. In your case, you might try church camp. That's where I met my first girlfriend. Make sure you pick one that's co-ed before you let your parents know you're interested in going to church camp. They may guess your true motivation, but if you keep your trap shut, they are unlikely to inquire too closely. They want you hooked up with a nice Christian girl, after all.