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I Want This Kid
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RE: I Want This Kid
I just wonder if she was smart enough to do this, why didn't she call her parents? Was she thinking maybe if she passed as a first grader, she could just enroll in a new school and have more fun there? I hope she uses her super intellect for good, and not evil.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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I Want This Kid - by Minimalist - March 14, 2014 at 9:00 pm
RE: I Want This Kid - by Chad32 - March 14, 2014 at 9:37 pm
RE: I Want This Kid - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 14, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: I Want This Kid - by Minimalist - March 15, 2014 at 12:04 am
RE: I Want This Kid - by Silver - March 15, 2014 at 1:14 pm
RE: I Want This Kid - by Mr. Moncrieff - March 15, 2014 at 1:31 pm
RE: I Want This Kid - by Chad32 - March 15, 2014 at 1:45 pm
RE: I Want This Kid - by Clueless Morgan - March 16, 2014 at 12:57 am
RE: I Want This Kid - by Minimalist - March 16, 2014 at 1:14 am
RE: I Want This Kid - by NoraBrimstone - March 16, 2014 at 2:52 pm

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