If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone?

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If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone?

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RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone?

March 17, 2014 at 5:16 pm

Irrelevant. That's not how it works.

If some ship or submarine stumbles across the black box signal some jesus freak...let's make up a name, say "G-C" will show up claiming that fucking jesus directed them to that spot.

If the plane is never heard or seen again it will be because 'god works in mysterious ways' and besides...they're mainly a bunch of foreigners so who cares?

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If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Brakeman - March 15, 2014 at 10:06 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Minimalist - March 15, 2014 at 10:14 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by truthBtold - March 15, 2014 at 10:18 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Bob Kelso - March 15, 2014 at 10:19 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Brakeman - March 15, 2014 at 10:24 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by truthBtold - March 15, 2014 at 10:29 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by tor - March 15, 2014 at 11:53 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Godschild - March 16, 2014 at 5:13 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Bob Kelso - March 16, 2014 at 5:16 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Jacob(smooth) - March 16, 2014 at 5:16 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by max-greece - March 16, 2014 at 5:27 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Bob Kelso - March 16, 2014 at 5:30 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Esquilax - March 16, 2014 at 5:40 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Silver - March 16, 2014 at 1:18 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Tonus - March 17, 2014 at 4:08 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by NoraBrimstone - March 16, 2014 at 3:16 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Doubting Thomas - March 17, 2014 at 3:59 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Anomalocaris - March 17, 2014 at 4:50 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Minimalist - March 17, 2014 at 5:16 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by The Valkyrie - March 17, 2014 at 5:22 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Godschild - March 20, 2014 at 1:58 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by max-greece - March 20, 2014 at 2:29 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Esquilax - March 20, 2014 at 6:31 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Brakeman - March 20, 2014 at 7:21 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Jacob(smooth) - March 20, 2014 at 7:12 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 20, 2014 at 9:59 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 20, 2014 at 11:25 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Bob Kelso - March 20, 2014 at 12:13 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Ryantology - March 20, 2014 at 2:22 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by JesusHChrist - March 20, 2014 at 10:50 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Rev. Rye - March 20, 2014 at 11:07 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 11:29 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Tonus - March 20, 2014 at 11:30 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Neo-Scholastic - March 20, 2014 at 11:33 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 11:38 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Ryantology - March 20, 2014 at 4:01 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 4:11 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by truthBtold - March 20, 2014 at 6:41 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 20, 2014 at 11:43 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Minimalist - March 21, 2014 at 7:40 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by tor - March 21, 2014 at 7:42 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by lordygb - March 20, 2014 at 1:18 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Cato - March 20, 2014 at 6:56 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by ThomM - March 21, 2014 at 6:28 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Minimalist - March 21, 2014 at 7:46 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Hezekiah - March 21, 2014 at 10:08 pm

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