If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone?

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If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone?

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RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone?

March 20, 2014 at 11:07 am

Well, he apparently told Courtney Love. No, I'm not kidding about this.

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If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Brakeman - March 15, 2014 at 10:06 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Minimalist - March 15, 2014 at 10:14 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by truthBtold - March 15, 2014 at 10:18 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Bob Kelso - March 15, 2014 at 10:19 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Brakeman - March 15, 2014 at 10:24 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by truthBtold - March 15, 2014 at 10:29 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by tor - March 15, 2014 at 11:53 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Godschild - March 16, 2014 at 5:13 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Bob Kelso - March 16, 2014 at 5:16 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Jacob(smooth) - March 16, 2014 at 5:16 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by max-greece - March 16, 2014 at 5:27 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Bob Kelso - March 16, 2014 at 5:30 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Esquilax - March 16, 2014 at 5:40 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Paraselene - March 16, 2014 at 1:18 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Tonus - March 17, 2014 at 4:08 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by NoraBrimstone - March 16, 2014 at 3:16 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Doubting Thomas - March 17, 2014 at 3:59 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Anomalocaris - March 17, 2014 at 4:50 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Minimalist - March 17, 2014 at 5:16 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by The Valkyrie - March 17, 2014 at 5:22 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Godschild - March 20, 2014 at 1:58 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by max-greece - March 20, 2014 at 2:29 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Esquilax - March 20, 2014 at 6:31 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Brakeman - March 20, 2014 at 7:21 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Jacob(smooth) - March 20, 2014 at 7:12 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 20, 2014 at 9:59 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 20, 2014 at 11:25 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Bob Kelso - March 20, 2014 at 12:13 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Ryantology - March 20, 2014 at 2:22 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by JesusHChrist - March 20, 2014 at 10:50 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Rev. Rye - March 20, 2014 at 11:07 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 11:29 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Tonus - March 20, 2014 at 11:30 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Neo-Scholastic - March 20, 2014 at 11:33 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 11:38 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Ryantology - March 20, 2014 at 4:01 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by *Deidre* - March 20, 2014 at 4:11 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by truthBtold - March 20, 2014 at 6:41 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 20, 2014 at 11:43 am

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Minimalist - March 21, 2014 at 7:40 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by tor - March 21, 2014 at 7:42 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by lordygb - March 20, 2014 at 1:18 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Cato - March 20, 2014 at 6:56 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by ThomM - March 21, 2014 at 6:28 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Minimalist - March 21, 2014 at 7:46 pm

RE: If jesus knows where the missing Malaysian airplane is, why won't he tell someone? - by Hezekiah - March 21, 2014 at 10:08 pm

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