What's your crazy ideas about the existence of the universe?

[Raptor Jesus]

I believe, because "God" hates foreskins so much, and we are made in "God's" image, that at one point "God" had to have a foreskin.

But because "God" hates foreskins, and wants them removed, at some point "God" cut off and removed his foreskin. At that moment "God" became perfect, thus the universe became perfect, thus the universe was created.

In other words the universe was created at the moment "God" cut off his foreskin. There for, the universe is actually "God's" foreskin. And as we are part of the universe, we are all simply a part of "God's" foreskin.

Mystery solved.