RE: What's your crazy ideas about the existence of the universe?
March 30, 2014 at 1:05 am
(This post was last modified: March 30, 2014 at 1:07 am by Raptor Jesus.)
(March 29, 2014 at 10:58 pm)KUSA Wrote:(March 29, 2014 at 8:22 pm)Raptor Jesus Wrote: I believe, because "God" hates foreskins so much, and we are made in "God's" image, that at one point "God" had to have a foreskin.
But because "God" hates foreskins, and wants them removed, at some point "God" cut off and removed his foreskin. At that moment "God" became perfect, thus the universe became perfect, thus the universe was created.
In other words the universe was created at the moment "God" cut off his foreskin. There for, the universe is actually "God's" foreskin. And as we are part of the universe, we are all simply a part of "God's" foreskin.
Mystery solved.
So God hates foreskin and we are in fact his discarded foreskin so therfore God hates us. That makes sense considering all the brutal things he has done to us.
Oh well I'll just keep trying to wash the smegma off.
Yes. That is the nature of reality, and why we all exist. We are all simply "God's" dirty, discarded, hated, foreskin.
That is why we are born sick and commanded to be well. We are all a disregarded, filthy piece of "God's" penis.
