Does your god read?

[Cinjin]

You christians believe that your god is everywhere. Essentially, he sees all and knows all.

I mean seriously. How can anyone be so stupid to think that your god is sitting on the shoulders of billions of people reading trillions of digital conversations. It seems obvious to me that your god would've long since smited me and Min for the shit we write about his son/split personality on a daily basis.

Basically, where is your fucking god?!?! Where is this all-powerful, all-knowing scary-ass mother fucker? Is he illiterate? Does he speak English? Because the shit I've been writing isn't exactly flattering. Anyone? Where is your limp-dick pathetic excuse for a god?
Is he reading this? Is there WI-FI in heaven? At the very least does god have dial-up?

this says it best..

2 Peter 3
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

2 Peter 3
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

So?
What do those verses mean to me? If a Hindu told me about some random passage in the Bhagvad Gita or the Ramayana should I consider the implications of those as well? Should I also consider the possible wrath of Zeus for ignoring the Greeks? How bout the other 3000 superstitions? Should I be careful not to mock them because they have some stupid verse written by some primitive fucktard?


Presenting scribblings from an ancient book of superstition does not bolster your case. It only makes you appear as pathetic as your impotent god.