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The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(April 5, 2014 at 10:19 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God made the beautiful whales.

Satan made the ugly ones.

(April 5, 2014 at 10:28 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(April 5, 2014 at 10:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Of course, you have to be a complete shithead to accept that story as legitimate.

To me it is the most excellent news I've ever heard.

(April 5, 2014 at 10:27 pm)Cinjin Wrote: This is my first post in this very long thread and I just want to say a couple things ...


One, I'd like to thank all the atheists for making me laugh my ass off.
Your responses to the brothers-in-christ have been witty and entertaining as well as reasonable and logical.

Two, Revelation777, you are an idiot and possibly the worst debater this site has ever seen, but I don't want you to ever leave. Your moronic responses gave everyone a chance to not only look brilliant in comparison but engage in a theater of comedy.



Thank you Atheist Forums. You are some funny fuckin people. Thumb up

Perhaps I need to work on my debating skills but you are probably bias because you are an atheists. The Romans found it entertaining to throw believers to the lions. Not too much has changed I guess?

@ Cinjin - You nailed it! I've subscribed to this thread to make sure I don't miss any of the funnies.

@ Revelation777 - No one here threw you to the lions. It's not like anyone went out and recruited you to this site. And, you knew when you came in that you'd be vastly outnumbered by disbelievers who pride themselves on their intelligence and rationality.

You slathered yourself up with meat tenderizer and steak sauce and threw yourself to the lions.

You came charging in -- so sure of your ability to win souls for Jesus by merely tossing around Bible verses and asserting some (nice sounding to you but vapid and meaningless to us) platitudes. That's an interesting mix of gullibility and arrogance you've got there; it doesn't help your cause at all but it sure does amuse us.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave - by Thackerie - April 6, 2014 at 9:14 am

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