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If there was a loving God, would you accept him?
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RE: If there was a loving God, would you accept him?
(April 23, 2014 at 12:10 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Accept god like a credit card?? Pick and choose which god like mastercard, visa or american express...

A man Walks into a local store "A hi, you guys accept Allah here right?" Cashier says "Why yes of course" man walks off for a moment and scene continues. Man returns to the counter with a box of chicken " this chicken is halal right?" "Oh why yes of course, anything else sir?" " Um yes, could I get a copy of livestock monthly? The one with all the goats please, and do you have any ky jelly?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: If there was a loving God, would you accept him? - by Lemonvariable72 - April 23, 2014 at 12:20 pm

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