Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead?

[Thor]

Generally, I don't join religious forums for two reasons.

1- Their unrelenting dickheadedness is intolerable. Stupid people give me gas and I'd be farting constantly on a xtian board. Also, I saw one where instead of "kudos" they were giving each other "blessings." It was fucking nauseating.

2- I am quite intolerant of religious assholes who show up here, dump a load of jesus shit on our carpet and then stand there and scream that it doesn't smell. Were I to do the same thing to them I would lose the moral high ground when they show up here acting like assholes.

I can understand why you'd be reluctant to join religious forums. What I find difficult to deal with is that, when I'm on the religion forums, I'm supposed to show "respect" for the beliefs of these idiots. So when some dumbass tells me that the Grand Canyon proves the story of Noah's Ark.... I'm supposed to "respect" this belief. Ugh. What I like about this forum is that if someone tells me man and dinosaurs lived together, I can reply by saying such a belief is absolutely retarded. If I did that on the religion forums I would be immediately banned.