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Jesus should have been a king.
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RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 10:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Curiously, the depictions of jesus as any sort of "king" do not begin until after the cult had attained a measure of acceptance from the Empire in the 4th century. I imagine that the crooked bishops did not want to have this imagery of a poor derelict bastard as their lord while they were living it up in grand style...you know, like today.

Despite being the oldest and largest christian denomination, the catholics don't quite seem to remember the parts where Jesus said to give away all your belongings, because it's nigh impossible for a rich man to get into heaven.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 14, 2014 at 9:15 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 9:24 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 9:34 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Tonus - May 16, 2014 at 8:53 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Faith No More - May 14, 2014 at 10:13 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 10:15 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 10:21 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 10:26 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 10:36 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Elskidor - May 14, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 10:40 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 11:28 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 11:30 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 15, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 15, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 15, 2014 at 11:27 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 14, 2014 at 10:37 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 14, 2014 at 10:50 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 14, 2014 at 11:32 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 14, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 11:50 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 12:05 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 15, 2014 at 9:17 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 15, 2014 at 8:27 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Rampant.A.I. - May 15, 2014 at 8:30 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 15, 2014 at 8:41 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Bad Writer - May 16, 2014 at 8:44 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 16, 2014 at 8:48 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 16, 2014 at 2:20 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 16, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 16, 2014 at 2:32 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Faith No More - May 16, 2014 at 5:56 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 16, 2014 at 10:49 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Bad Writer - May 17, 2014 at 12:45 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 17, 2014 at 10:29 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by The Valkyrie - May 14, 2014 at 11:46 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by RobbyPants - May 15, 2014 at 9:55 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 8:34 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 8:43 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 15, 2014 at 8:49 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 9:25 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by professor - May 15, 2014 at 9:52 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 15, 2014 at 10:34 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 11:07 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by professor - May 16, 2014 at 7:18 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 16, 2014 at 8:29 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 16, 2014 at 4:00 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 16, 2014 at 6:43 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 19, 2014 at 8:50 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Neo-Scholastic - May 16, 2014 at 9:25 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Bad Writer - May 16, 2014 at 12:50 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Neo-Scholastic - May 16, 2014 at 2:19 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 1:44 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 2:19 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 5:15 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by professor - May 16, 2014 at 5:46 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 5:51 pm

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