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Jesus should have been a king.
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RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 11:45 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Despite being the oldest and largest christian denomination, the catholics don't quite seem to remember the parts where Jesus said to give away all your belongings, because it's nigh impossible for a rich man to get into heaven.

What if a man had nothing but the cloths on his back, is he to give them up so he can become a Christian.

GC

If someone asks for your shirt, you're expected to give it to them.

Of course the real underlying meaning of all this is because when Jesus said things were going to end soon, he meant real soon. In the next fifty years or so.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 14, 2014 at 9:15 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 9:24 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 9:34 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Tonus - May 16, 2014 at 8:53 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Faith No More - May 14, 2014 at 10:13 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 10:15 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 10:21 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 10:26 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 10:36 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Elskidor - May 14, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 10:40 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 14, 2014 at 11:28 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 11:30 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 15, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 15, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 15, 2014 at 11:27 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 14, 2014 at 10:37 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 14, 2014 at 10:50 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 14, 2014 at 11:32 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 14, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Violet - May 14, 2014 at 11:50 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 12:05 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 15, 2014 at 9:17 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 15, 2014 at 8:27 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Rampant.A.I. - May 15, 2014 at 8:30 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 15, 2014 at 8:41 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Bad Writer - May 16, 2014 at 8:44 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 16, 2014 at 8:48 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 16, 2014 at 2:20 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 16, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 16, 2014 at 2:32 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Faith No More - May 16, 2014 at 5:56 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 16, 2014 at 10:49 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Bad Writer - May 17, 2014 at 12:45 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 17, 2014 at 10:29 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by The Valkyrie - May 14, 2014 at 11:46 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by RobbyPants - May 15, 2014 at 9:55 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 8:34 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 8:43 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 15, 2014 at 8:49 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 9:25 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by professor - May 15, 2014 at 9:52 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Chad32 - May 15, 2014 at 10:34 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 15, 2014 at 11:07 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by professor - May 16, 2014 at 7:18 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 16, 2014 at 8:29 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 16, 2014 at 4:00 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Ksa - May 16, 2014 at 6:43 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Godschild - May 19, 2014 at 8:50 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Neo-Scholastic - May 16, 2014 at 9:25 am
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Bad Writer - May 16, 2014 at 12:50 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Neo-Scholastic - May 16, 2014 at 2:19 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 1:44 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 2:19 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 5:15 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by professor - May 16, 2014 at 5:46 pm
RE: Jesus should have been a king. - by Minimalist - May 16, 2014 at 5:51 pm

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