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Thank you Christians...
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RE: Thank you Christians...
Hey, it's one of the "ripe" ones!

Napoleon called -- he wants his complex back.

(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: Do you all feel better now?
Not yet, but you're helping! Thanks!

Quote:Is this some sort of bizarre group therapy?
Tell me how long you've had this problem with group therapy? You do realize "therapist", with only minor adjust of things, is actually "the rapist"?

Quote:Get together and mock those who worship God so that you don't feel so vulnerable?
I'm a god mocker! I'm a god mocker! Mocking all the gods that (don't) go by!

Quote:What is the point?
Mainly to piss off self-righteous Christian assholes such as yourself.

Quote:Do you feel better about yourselves when you mock those you do not understand?
We understand y'all all too well.

Quote:What a pathetic bunch, sitting around patting each other on the back for absolutely no reason. You mock Christians for this very thing and then go do it yourself.

Sawee! You see, the diff is y'all can't provide evidence for any of your silly beliefs.

Quote:God is merciful, he will still forgive your blasphemy, your contempt, and your stupidity.
Get your heart right. Love Jesus. He wants to guide your life and live with him forever. Why not accept this gift.

Sorry, I'm not into dudes. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Quote:Who cares about evidence.

Good point! Only those with working reasoning faculties care about reality.

Quote:Evidence won't save you. Faith will. Only faith.
Faith is pretending to know things you don't actually know. If you did have evidence, you wouldn't need faith. "Pretending to know things I don't actually know will save you!" or "Only pretending to know things I don't actually know will save you!" Lol

Quote:Say a prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart and save you. He will do that and so much more. Why go to hell when you don't have to?
Don't burn for eternity. Live with Jesus Christ in a perfect existence!
Dear Jesus, piss off and die. Oh wait! Too late. Hell is mythology on par with Apollo, Zeus or Venus, only more boring.

Quote:There's going to be a new heaven and a new earth. Don't you want that?
You don't seem to get it -- we don't believe your foolishness.

Quote:Don't be like the rest of the foolish atheists, burning forever in hell.
Smugness and pride are the Devil's tools. You're being deceived. Come to the mighty God Jehovah and know real love.
Hmmm, a JW in the mist?

Quote:Ask and ye shall receive.
I would ask you to do the same of Allah. You don't want to burn in Islamic Hell do you? Hope you like your ribs extra crispy!
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Messages In This Thread
Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 9, 2014 at 6:38 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by JesusHChrist - June 9, 2014 at 6:50 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 9, 2014 at 6:58 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by JesusHChrist - June 9, 2014 at 7:03 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 9, 2014 at 7:07 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 9, 2014 at 7:22 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by ThomM - June 14, 2014 at 7:30 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by JesusHChrist - June 9, 2014 at 7:09 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 9, 2014 at 7:20 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Silver - June 11, 2014 at 2:48 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Zidneya - June 11, 2014 at 3:05 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Sinbad - June 11, 2014 at 11:15 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Esquilax - June 11, 2014 at 4:40 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Fidel_Castronaut - June 11, 2014 at 5:03 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mudhammam - June 11, 2014 at 8:39 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by JesusHChrist - June 11, 2014 at 9:29 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Bob Kelso - June 11, 2014 at 11:29 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by RobbyPants - June 11, 2014 at 12:09 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cyberman - June 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Mister Agenda - June 11, 2014 at 12:25 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Ravenshire - June 11, 2014 at 11:18 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 13, 2014 at 4:19 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Ravenshire - June 13, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Esquilax - June 14, 2014 at 8:28 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 12, 2014 at 1:37 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 12, 2014 at 1:41 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by ThomM - June 13, 2014 at 7:29 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Tonus - June 13, 2014 at 9:13 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 13, 2014 at 10:56 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by naturestubbs1 - June 15, 2014 at 6:49 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 2:14 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 11, 2014 at 2:20 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 2:22 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 11, 2014 at 2:25 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 2:29 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Eye of God - June 11, 2014 at 10:13 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 11:45 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Zidneya - June 12, 2014 at 1:07 am
Thank you Christians... - by Rampant.A.I. - June 11, 2014 at 2:42 am
Thank you Christians... - by Rampant.A.I. - June 11, 2014 at 2:50 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Esquilax - June 11, 2014 at 10:30 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cato - June 11, 2014 at 10:42 am
Thank you Christians... - by Rampant.A.I. - June 12, 2014 at 1:20 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by ronedee - June 12, 2014 at 4:01 pm
Re: RE: Thank you Christians... - by KUSA - June 13, 2014 at 9:00 pm
Thank you Christians... - by Rampant.A.I. - June 13, 2014 at 9:49 pm
RE: Thank you Christians... - by vodkafan - June 14, 2014 at 8:45 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cyberman - June 14, 2014 at 8:58 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by vodkafan - June 14, 2014 at 9:05 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cyberman - June 14, 2014 at 9:12 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by vodkafan - June 14, 2014 at 9:17 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Cyberman - June 14, 2014 at 9:22 am
RE: Thank you Christians... - by Creed of Heresy - June 15, 2014 at 6:54 pm

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