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I bet you don't know this one
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RE: I bet you don't know this one
Who knew that self-professed atheists would defend the ethnocentric Jewish religious fairy tale in the Bible with such vigor? One of the few passages in the Bible that is not flim-flammery is Wisdom 19:18-19 (CEB) which states that land creatures became sea creatures and sea creatures became land creatures. We know that is a fact because whales are an example of that. Normal people would consider that as an example of evolution in action. Apparently some atheists disagree because they want an entire dedicated to how that happened.

But the same people believe that Genesis is the real thing. That's the book with the Adan & Eve characters in the Garden of Eden who were the parents of all humanity and that Noah's flood (actual liquid water) covered the whole world over the tallest mountains and killed everyone and all of the animals except for what Noah had on his ark. They ignore the part where it says that the Garden of Eden was just down the road from Cush and Assyria. And then, presto! After the flood waters receded Nimrod was building cities in Assyria as if nothing had happened. Since history shows that Assyria was never destoyed by a flood it must have been on another planet speeding through space as space expands faster than the speed of light.

You guys should go play with your unicorns.
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