RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 5:18 am
(This post was last modified: July 19, 2014 at 5:33 am by bennyboy.)
(July 19, 2014 at 1:37 am)Polaris Wrote: I have never masturbated in my life.Christian AND a liar? Who would have imagined it possible? *snerk*
Wait. . . is this one of those X-tian BS definition things, like it's not masturbating if you're holding a rosary in one hand when you jizz to a picture of Jesus in high heels, or it's not masturbating if you use holy-water hand cream and continually shout "Satan, I cast you out in the name of the Savior™!" or it's not masturbating if you rub peanut butter on your balls and "let" your dog lick it off but only if it's a Sunday?