RE: Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer.
July 28, 2014 at 11:55 am
(This post was last modified: July 28, 2014 at 12:34 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(July 27, 2014 at 9:03 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Disclaimer - this posting are for those of faith and I request you don't respond to this thread if you are here to mock or insult. Thanks.
Dear Brothers or Sisters In The Lord,
Just looking to see if there are any of you on the board who would like to join in with me in responding to replies to a new thread I am planning on posting this week, Argument #4 of 7.
Rev, I am with you as a Brother In the Lord (SBUH)! The Lord (SBUH) being the most Majestic FSM (SBUH) , for I have been touched by His (SBUH) Noodley Appendage and fervently pray He (SBUH) touches you as well! At first it kinda hurts but you do get used to it. If we cannot trust in the FSM (SBUH), who can we trust?!? His touch (SBUH) is al dente and His (SBUH) appendage is well-greased!
In any case, anything we can do to convince these filthy, sinning, smart, intelectshooly soopeerior, snooty, sexy/sexist/sex-obsssed, atheist bastard-people to come to the Lord (SBUH) is welcome!
The Lord (SBUH) has prepared a bountiful table (gluten free it is not, special requests considered, only if made 48 hours in advance, 18% gratuity added for parties of 6 or more, VISA/MC/AMEX accepted) and dearly wishes you to join Him (SBUH)! He created you, the Universe, pirates, strippers and beer. Is He (SBUH) truly not a wondrous Lord (SBUH) ?!?!
Trust me, the linguine with Bolognese sauce makes it all worthwhile: first a softrito of onions, carrots and celery, than add the tomatoes, ground beef/pork and then simmer in dry white wine (chardonnay is fine) for several hours. Could mankind invent such a Heavenly Concoction? NO! Only such Goodness can come from the Divine. The Divine FSM (SBUH).
Let us begin at once!
