RE: Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer.
July 29, 2014 at 10:50 am
(July 29, 2014 at 10:45 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:(July 29, 2014 at 10:42 am)Stimbo Wrote: Because I can think of a far simpler one.
Because God hates not just shrimp, Sweden, Canada and gays, but hates everyone?
Let's put it this way:
You dial up a customer service helpline. The 'phone rings and rings, but nobody picks up. What's the simplest explanation?
A) The agent is far too busy to answer your call
B) The agent is waiting for you to sort out your own problem
C) The agent hates you and everyone who calls
D) The agent isn't there
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
