Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer.

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E) You dialed the wrong number.

F) You dailed the same number on the same phone as the christian, but the christian tells you the number you dialed is wrong and his is right, because while you demonstrably got no answer, he claim, but can't demonstrate, a voice came on the line to tell him what questions to ask.

G) Fucking forgot to speak in tongues.